A minute or so well spent. 15 selected jokes. And they’re not about COVID-19.

This “new normal” will not last forever. But it is starting to feel like it is, with every day feeling the same. I am not being flippant about this crisis. At all. It is a total disaster... But I am bored now, of reading about how not to panic.

So instead of writing yet another blog post about how to focus and figuring out new ways of working and communicating, or anything useful at all, really, I have browsed the internet for jokes. I hope they make you smile. Or laugh, even.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. 

Team work is important. It helps to put the blame on someone else.

To blame it on someone else shows management potential. 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

​If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane. 

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”.

If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

I also have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work...

That’s it. That’s 15 jokes. I hope you liked them but even if you didn’t, at least you got a short break. 

Finding funny jokes on the internet was surprisingly difficult. So if you have a joke or two to share, please do! I would love to hear from you.